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Keen young(ish) persons required to write guest blogs on renowned website. The successful applicants will be able to produce an engaging report on the day’s T-shirt battle for publication the same day. The blogs will reflect the writer’s individuality but will demonstrate at least three of the following qualities: erudite, informative, educational, witty, pithy, stupid. Benefits include medical and dental care plans, company cat, generous pension^*. Applications should be sent in the form of a hand-written CV, written in the style of F. Scott Fitzgerald, or alternatively just speak to one of us. Sorry, only applications from within our building will be considered.

^*subject to availability